In her perpetual effort to take over the world, Beyoncé has announced a vegan meal delivery service, titled 22 Days Nutrition.
By definition, vegan meals never contain any poultry, red meat, pork or dairy. But Beyoncé’s meals are also entirely free of gluten, soy, and GMOs. Which begs the question…what’s exactly in them?
When Beyoncé and her husband, Jay-Z, first tried the diet, Beyoncé dined at vegan restaurants wearing leather pants, and a leather cow print top, and a fox-fur lined jacket…just like a little piece of prosciutto wrapped asparagus.
Meanwhile, Beyoncé fan and President of the United States, Barack Obama, unveiled a $4 trillion dollar budget proposal. The plan proposes tax credits for early education programs, and for middle-class and working parents.
And, as a result of that plan, there was typical name-calling occurring among members of Congress.
In other news, it may not be Throwback Thursday yet, but – the MEASLES are back. Just when we thought we had Ebola under control… This brings – yet again – the entire discussion of whether vaccines are actually effective.
So far, Hillary Clinton has taken to Twitter to voice her opinion on the matter.
“The science is clear: The earth is round, the sky is blue, and #vaccineswork. Let’s protect all our kids. #GrandmothersKnowBest”
Mic drop, Grandma Clinton.