We’ve just come off a long weekend–which meant an extra day for strange stuff to surface in Fusion’s adopted home state of Florida. That’s right; it’s time for another weekly roundup of all of the weirdness making us say, W-T-Florida?

In this roundup, we’ve got a creative DUI (hint: not a car), a burglar who loves cats but is not a cat burglar, and a stay-at-home mom who is making soap out of breast milk. Oh, you know, just the usual in Florida. Oh, and as a shortcut, we made it all into a chart for you below, too. Enjoy!