Up north and enjoying the snowstorms and proper winter? Well, not those of us in Florida—we’re just enjoying the storm of crazy. In the latest roundup of news that made us say WTFlorida, Miami features twice. On one end, we’ve got a college who hired some unusual, uh, “admissions officers,” and on the other, a performance artist with the best mugshot EVER.
But that’s probably not what you’re here for. You probably want to hear about the Satanic display headed for the Florida state capitol building, just in time for Christmas. No sweat. We’ve got you. Just check the video above.