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Here's Our Love Ballad to Eric Cantor

Parting is such sweet sorrow– especially when the Tea Party is involved. Now that Eric Cantor has been defeated by Tea Party nominee David Brat in the Republican primaries and has to step down from his position as House Majority Leader, we decided to write him a love ballad.

Dedicated to the eternal bromance between Eric Cantor and House Speaker, John Boehner: we’re sure a love so epic can’t be stopped by minor details like losing your seat to a tea-bagger… Sigh.

Here's Our Love Ballad to Eric Cantor

Parting is such sweet sorrow– especially when the Tea Party is involved. Now that Eric Cantor has been defeated by Tea Party nominee David Brat in the Republican primaries and has to step down from his position as House Majority Leader, we decided to write him a love ballad.

Dedicated to the eternal bromance between Eric Cantor and House Speaker, John Boehner: we’re sure a love so epic can’t be stopped by minor details like losing your seat to a tea-bagger… Sigh.

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