Yeah, I know, I know. You’ve never been to Florida, but you have extremely strong opinions about it.
You follow Florida Man on Twitter, you remember George Zimmerman walking free after killing a minor, or maybe saggy, old-people skin just kinda creeps you out.
But look. Florida isn’t horrible. And besides, Florida will be essential to the upcoming presidential election. It’s the swing state with the most delegates up for grabs.
You know all those people that make you chuckle in Florida Man stories and all the Olds in Del Boca Vista? Yeah, they pretty much get to decide the next president.
Native son Nando Vila offers a passionate defense of the state and its electorate.