If you’ve ever been on a plane, you’ve likely been captivated by the wonder that is SkyMall magazine. The publication has a reported circulation of approximately 20 million copies, whic you can find your airplane seat pocket.
But if you don’t want to wait until your next flight to take in the glory of SkyMall’s product selection, Fusion Live has a quick guide to the best garden-related items currently available on the site.
The Singing Gondolier: For just $59.99, the Singing Gondolier will liven up any pool party. He’s been named Luciano Poolvarotti and will move around your pool singing not one, not two, but three traditional Italian songs. Don’t worry, Luciano comes with a night light option for any after-dark Italian serenades.
Skel-E-Gnome Garden Sculptures: Is your garden looking dull? Well what better way to liven it up than with some Skel-E-Gnomes. For under $100 dollars, you can have this set of three bone-y friends. One happy customer writes: “An awesome addition for any collector of gnomes or yard art. This one’s sure to catch peoples eyes.”
Bigfoot Garden Yeti Statues:
Looking for something a little more substantial? The Bigfoot Garden Yeti Statue is for you…unless you live in Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico, where this product can not be shipped.
But don’t worry-the Abominable Snowman Yeti seems to be available in your area. We recommend the life-size option for $2,250.
Squirrel Tree Climber: Looking for something more subtle? The Squirrel Tree Climber is a realistic addition to any garden. Well….minus its harness.
Zombie of Montclaire Moors Statue: Last but not least is this SkyMall staple: The Zombie of Montclaire Moors Staute. SkyMall states it features, “the most zombie-like eyes you’ve ever seen.” A true bargain at $99.95.