John Kasich is currently in New Hampshire running a three-way race for relevance with Jeb Bush and Chris Christie. On Monday, he encouraged an undecided voter to support him because he is a little like everyone’s favorite food: oatmeal served at room temperature.
Comparing himself to Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, the Ohio governor, said: “I’m the right porridge. One of them is too hot, the other one is too cold, but I got the right temperature.”
When asked if referring to himself as a starch-based gruel had been persuasive, the woman responded, “You know, I’ll let you know tomorrow night.”