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Look, a video of a teenage Ted Cruz talking about 'world domination' and boobs

“Well my aspiration is to, oh, I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know, he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop,” an 18-year-old Ted Cruz replied when asked, in a video from 1988 that resurfaced on YouTube over the weekend, what he wanted to do with his life. “Well, other than that, uh, take over the world. World domination, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”

To date, Cruz has amassed a net worth of $3.5 million and succeeded at shutting down the government in 2013, and he is currently in a cage match with Donald Trump over the Republican primary nomination. Tragically, he has yet to star in a teen tit film.

Look, a video of a teenage Ted Cruz talking about 'world domination' and boobs

“Well my aspiration is to, oh, I don’t know, be in a teen tit film like that guy who played Horatio. You know, he was in Malibu Bikini Beach Shop,” an 18-year-old Ted Cruz replied when asked, in a video from 1988 that resurfaced on YouTube over the weekend, what he wanted to do with his life. “Well, other than that, uh, take over the world. World domination, rule everything. Rich, powerful, that sort of stuff.”

To date, Cruz has amassed a net worth of $3.5 million and succeeded at shutting down the government in 2013, and he is currently in a cage match with Donald Trump over the Republican primary nomination. Tragically, he has yet to star in a teen tit film.

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