In this Halloween edition of Alicia Menendez, we take a look at two seasonal staples: Costumes and cereal.

Sexy costumes are boring. This Halloween, max out on meta-irony by going as a Hipster (Whatver). Hipster Nurse. Hipster Cop. Go nuts. Just don’t seem too enthusiastic about any of it and you’ll be fine.

Our favorite sugar-high-inducing cereals have returned! Count Chocula and Frankenberry are back on the shelves. But not every insulin-shocking cereal has made a comeback. We pay tribute to the fallen. RIP, French Toast Crunch.