The weather’s finally starting to cool down in Fusion’s adopted home state of Florida–but that hasn’t done anything to cool down the crazy. We’ve got a couple of classic Florida tropes in this week’s roundup of news that made us say, “WTFlorida?!” Let’s just say two of our stories feature enormous alligators and feral hogs on the rampage–then, naturally, there’s a true-crime story, of the man who was robbed of an entire semi full of Miller High Life. Hey, it IS the champagne of beers, right?