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Mad Merch: What If Don Draper Sold Awful Soccer Trinkets?

It’s not enough just to support your club. You’ve got to vote with your dollars too. The Soccer Gods pitch you some of the worst soccer merch around to celebrate the return of Don Draper. Buy a Pele statue with a diamond forged from his own DNA, David Beckham’s new scotch line, or just some Borussia Dortmund car mats.

Mad Merch: What If Don Draper Sold Awful Soccer Trinkets?

It’s not enough just to support your club. You’ve got to vote with your dollars too. The Soccer Gods pitch you some of the worst soccer merch around to celebrate the return of Don Draper. Buy a Pele statue with a diamond forged from his own DNA, David Beckham’s new scotch line, or just some Borussia Dortmund car mats.

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