The international break is finally over. It’s time to move on from pretending that 3-0 victories over Lithuania actually mean anything for England, and get back to obsessing over the precious domestic league. Uncle Berty is back and prepared with your Premier League preview.
He suspects that Everton Football Club may be happy to see Wayne Rooney, thanks to his poor form. And he is more than a bit suspicious of the new spectacled German man in charge at Liverpool.