Have you been following the situation in Crimea? It’s a pretty serious geopolitical conflict…and a FOX analyst knows just the way to explain it. You see, Obama is playing “Downton Abbey” and Putin is playing “Game of Thrones.” It looks like FOX News is getting their talking points from a Buzzfeed quiz.
But, why stop there? Why not be specific? What characters are they playing? Is Vladimir the brave Jon Snow? Is he the sexy but incestuous Jamie Lannister? Or is he King Joffrey? And if President Obama is playing “Downton Abbey,” does that mean he and Biden drink tea and share witty banter every afternoon? Like Lady Mary and The Dowager Countess do? We’d totes watch that show!
Why don’t you just tell it like it is? The way Sarah Palin does? Because she just accidentally came up with the premise for a cool new show.