Your favorite British snob of an uncle, Albert “Berty” Ponsonby-Carr, is here with a preview of this weekend’s Premier League match-ups.
Can Watford vs. Crystal Palace stoke a fire in his long-dead loins? Can savior-of-the-realm Harry Kane defend England against the foreign invaders of Manchester City? Will Prime Minister David Cameron have to be restrained at Sunday dinner once the roasted pig is unveiled? Only Uncle Berty knows for sure. #BertyKnows