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Who comes up with those terrible CNN chyrons? This guy, apparently

CNN has become notorious for reporting breathless updates of non-news (“still no plane found!”) and generally being lousy. Also, their ridiculous chyrons: “Is Jesus too sexy?” “Titanic sunk 102 years ago tonight!” Compelling stuff. We found the guy who makes these non-news non-bulletins and asked about his process. Like everything good in America, it’s artisanal, handmade, and involves a cranky old white man.

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Who comes up with those terrible CNN chyrons? This guy, apparently

CNN has become notorious for reporting breathless updates of non-news (“still no plane found!”) and generally being lousy. Also, their ridiculous chyrons: “Is Jesus too sexy?” “Titanic sunk 102 years ago tonight!” Compelling stuff. We found the guy who makes these non-news non-bulletins and asked about his process. Like everything good in America, it’s artisanal, handmade, and involves a cranky old white man.

Watch more: The ebola virus isn’t a fan of CNN – but then again, who is?

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