When in Rome, eat pasta. When in Colorado, sample Rocky Mountain Oysters.
According to knower-of-all-knowledge Wikipedia:
Rocky Mountain oysters is a term for a dish made of bull, pig or sheep testicles. The organs are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer with a cocktail sauce dip.
Except one Soccer God did not consult Wikipedia before agreeing to go out for some Colorado seafood…