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Mad Merch: Embracing the underappreciated genius of Soccer, the album

Art, just as beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, most of the time. Some art is undeniably epic, though the world seems blissfully unaware of the majesty that is Soccer, the album. Perhaps we’ve been avoiding what’s guaranteed to be a mind-blowing experience, but no more. Mad Merch has to let the world know.

And, this being the 21st century, how are you going to get that album around? Carry a compact disc? To which level of hell? No, if you’re a true soccer fan and cognizant of the ubiquity of USB ports, you know a flash drive is the only way to spread the gospel of Soccer, the album.

Go forth, Mad Merch disciples. Buy said merch. Distribute said merch. But judged by said merch.

Mad Merch: Embracing the underappreciated genius of Soccer, the album

Art, just as beauty, is in the eye of the beholder, most of the time. Some art is undeniably epic, though the world seems blissfully unaware of the majesty that is Soccer, the album. Perhaps we’ve been avoiding what’s guaranteed to be a mind-blowing experience, but no more. Mad Merch has to let the world know.

And, this being the 21st century, how are you going to get that album around? Carry a compact disc? To which level of hell? No, if you’re a true soccer fan and cognizant of the ubiquity of USB ports, you know a flash drive is the only way to spread the gospel of Soccer, the album.

Go forth, Mad Merch disciples. Buy said merch. Distribute said merch. But judged by said merch.

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