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So, the stuff that came up on our news feed these last couple of days has seemed unusually batshit. Let’s start with the Miami couple, Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez, who may go to prison for up to 15 years for having sex on a public beach in broad daylight. The couple is said to be devastated by these charges, since Caballero only spent eight years in prison for cocaine trafficking.

Meanwhile, a woman being held hostage had access to the internet and instead of tweeting 911, she logged onto Pizza Hut’s web site. She wrote, “Please help, get 911 to me,” and then ordered a large classic pepperoni and breadsticks.

Then, Sylvia Driscoll of Nebraska didn’t want to be left out of this segment, so she’s suing all homosexuals on behalf of God and his son, Jesus Christ.

Florida couple faces 15 years for having sex on the beach, and other batsh*t crazy news

CHST Banner

So, the stuff that came up on our news feed these last couple of days has seemed unusually batshit. Let’s start with the Miami couple, Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez, who may go to prison for up to 15 years for having sex on a public beach in broad daylight. The couple is said to be devastated by these charges, since Caballero only spent eight years in prison for cocaine trafficking.

Meanwhile, a woman being held hostage had access to the internet and instead of tweeting 911, she logged onto Pizza Hut’s web site. She wrote, “Please help, get 911 to me,” and then ordered a large classic pepperoni and breadsticks.

Then, Sylvia Driscoll of Nebraska didn’t want to be left out of this segment, so she’s suing all homosexuals on behalf of God and his son, Jesus Christ.

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