Because you read the site religiously, you know Bayern Munich has won another Bundesliga title. You know the team wasn’t on the field at the time, and you know, based on the arc of the Bundesliga season, there isn’t much else to say about the campaign. Bayern was supposed to run away with the league, ran away with the league, and is projected to do the same next season.
So instead of telling you how awesome Bayern is, here are some highlights of previous title winners. We’ll just read Bayern’s stats. Mia san mia. May the force be with you.