Things we have in the United States that you won’t find in England: Gun possession, drive through liquor stores, comedy that’s not dependent on puns.

Things in England but not the U.S.? Monarchs, grass court Grand Slams, and promotion-relegation, which is becoming an even bigger deal in the Premier League because of television money.

Thanks in part to a huge, new domestic rights package the league signed this season, clubs’ television revenues should double come the 2016-17 season. Drop out of England’s top tier? Ya miss out.

Now listen to Simon Carr for three minutes.