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Man Crush Monday: Giving Panagiotis Kone a shoulder to cry on

We’ve been so topical the last few Man Crush Mondays, but let’s just forget all those important league tournaments and skilled players for a second. Let’s talk about a minor figure in sports but a very, very important one in the Man Crush annals: Panagiotis Kone.

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I know: Who? He’s an attacking midfielder for Udinese, and if you follow sports for stats, you’ll be like, “Ew, they suck.”

But ew, you know what doesn’t suck? The fact that he’s perfected the combination of carefully scruffy beard, tattoos, and pretty much the ultimate undercut! Insert Greek god joke here …

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I mean, you’d polish that statue, wouldn’t you?

He also plays for the Greek national team and pretty much the only time he’s made news for that was last fall during a friendly with Serbia. That’s when he went to punch another player … and then cried! Let’s look at this beautiful display of testosterone-y man feelings:

Oh my god! I can feel the pheromones surging from here. Look, I am here to sooth the daddy issues you surely must have and dry those rage baby tears.

Panagiotis is so beautiful he inspires other people to share their beauty. here’s some random handsome dude on YouTube showing people how to get his look:

That’s right, when you’re man crushable, it’s your earthly duty to pay it forward. Just spread some of the wealth this way, OK?

Man Crush Monday: Giving Panagiotis Kone a shoulder to cry on

We’ve been so topical the last few Man Crush Mondays, but let’s just forget all those important league tournaments and skilled players for a second. Let’s talk about a minor figure in sports but a very, very important one in the Man Crush annals: Panagiotis Kone.

BqeEWfRCUAAof-X

I know: Who? He’s an attacking midfielder for Udinese, and if you follow sports for stats, you’ll be like, “Ew, they suck.”

But ew, you know what doesn’t suck? The fact that he’s perfected the combination of carefully scruffy beard, tattoos, and pretty much the ultimate undercut! Insert Greek god joke here …

tumblr_inline_n7xs3dlwWl1reu1xh

I mean, you’d polish that statue, wouldn’t you?

He also plays for the Greek national team and pretty much the only time he’s made news for that was last fall during a friendly with Serbia. That’s when he went to punch another player … and then cried! Let’s look at this beautiful display of testosterone-y man feelings:

Oh my god! I can feel the pheromones surging from here. Look, I am here to sooth the daddy issues you surely must have and dry those rage baby tears.

Panagiotis is so beautiful he inspires other people to share their beauty. here’s some random handsome dude on YouTube showing people how to get his look:

That’s right, when you’re man crushable, it’s your earthly duty to pay it forward. Just spread some of the wealth this way, OK?

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