Behind every truly great handsome player – like, oh, recent Man Crush Monday honoree Mats Hummels — is the guiding, handsome hand of a truly great coach. So we’re peeling back the curtain to focus on one of the hottest – soon-to-be-ex Dortmund coach Jurgen Klopp!
Everyone says Klopp is such a hipster, but if that means he’s like, hot and wears glasses, is that really a bad thing?
You see that scarf and glasses combo? This is definitely a guy who’s seen the inside of a minimal techno club. Mmmm, the scent of bohemian exclusivity.
And sure, there is, indeed, nothing more hipster than an attractive, relatively young man stepping away from a perfectly good job to like, “find himself.” Look, Jurgen, I will totally like, snob out about minimalist typography and Fernet Branca with you.
And, you know, I’m raking in the riches here at Fusion, so I am ready to be your sponsor. You can totally sleep on my couch while you figure out if you’re gonna join Teach For America or go back for that third humanities grad degree.
Just please make me feel a little bit special before you decide you aren’t “ready for all of this” and leave me for Manchester City.