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We re-enacted Apple Watch erotica for you. You're welcome.

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It’s official: Pre-order for the Apple Watch is open, and it’s only a matter of time before the hordes hit the streets, glued to their wrist. But long before the product actually made it to IRL people, at least one smart erotica writer got in early on an emerging market segment.

Yes, we found what’s possibly the first work of Apple Watch erotica on Amazon. So we re-created one of the best scenes for you. You’re welcome.

We re-enacted Apple Watch erotica for you. You're welcome.

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It’s official: Pre-order for the Apple Watch is open, and it’s only a matter of time before the hordes hit the streets, glued to their wrist. But long before the product actually made it to IRL people, at least one smart erotica writer got in early on an emerging market segment.

Yes, we found what’s possibly the first work of Apple Watch erotica on Amazon. So we re-created one of the best scenes for you. You’re welcome.

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