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Jurgen Klinsmann has no respect for tradition and didn't call up a bald goalie

Brad Friedel. Kasey Keller. Tim Howard … Michael Bradley. These are all important bald people in U.S. history. Four of them are soccer players, and three of them are goalkeepers. It’s a part of our nation’s fabric, like freedom. And guns.

Decidedly un-American U.S. men’s national team coach Jurgen Klinsmann has no time for freedom. Or guns. And in a slap to the face for our country’s traditions, he also declined to call in a bald goalkeeper for this week’s games against Denmark and Switzerland.

Klinsmann is quickly approaching Sepp Blatter-level madness. Brad Guzan may have been unavailable this week, electing to stay at home as he and his wife expect a child, but there are other bald `keepers ready to fill his boots. And Klinsmann, full head of luxurious blond hair and all, has ignored every one.

Jurgen Klinsmann has no respect for tradition and didn't call up a bald goalie

Brad Friedel. Kasey Keller. Tim Howard … Michael Bradley. These are all important bald people in U.S. history. Four of them are soccer players, and three of them are goalkeepers. It’s a part of our nation’s fabric, like freedom. And guns.

Decidedly un-American U.S. men’s national team coach Jurgen Klinsmann has no time for freedom. Or guns. And in a slap to the face for our country’s traditions, he also declined to call in a bald goalkeeper for this week’s games against Denmark and Switzerland.

Klinsmann is quickly approaching Sepp Blatter-level madness. Brad Guzan may have been unavailable this week, electing to stay at home as he and his wife expect a child, but there are other bald `keepers ready to fill his boots. And Klinsmann, full head of luxurious blond hair and all, has ignored every one.

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