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Mad Merch: How Groupon can help round out your addiction to mid-table soccer

Want to learn more about antiquated soccer tactics or text message racism? Are you a fan of discount prices on three-course meals, provided they come via alerts to your iPhone? Then you’re in luck

Thanks to the magic of Groupon, you can be on had as Sam Allardyce and Malky Mackay … speak! Sure, that doesn’t sound like something any reason person would pay money to do, but thanks to the internet’s leaders in bulk discounts on semi-desirable products, you don’t have to suffer the indignity of playing full price. Plus, there’s a bar.

That, and an offer that combines the slender of Roman art with the pageantry of this year’s Coppa Italia semifinals.

Mad Merch: How Groupon can help round out your addiction to mid-table soccer

Want to learn more about antiquated soccer tactics or text message racism? Are you a fan of discount prices on three-course meals, provided they come via alerts to your iPhone? Then you’re in luck

Thanks to the magic of Groupon, you can be on had as Sam Allardyce and Malky Mackay … speak! Sure, that doesn’t sound like something any reason person would pay money to do, but thanks to the internet’s leaders in bulk discounts on semi-desirable products, you don’t have to suffer the indignity of playing full price. Plus, there’s a bar.

That, and an offer that combines the slender of Roman art with the pageantry of this year’s Coppa Italia semifinals.

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