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Man Crush Monday: Lasting long with Andrea Pirlo

It’s time for another Man Crush Monday, and this week we’re looking at a particularly deliciously aged specimen: Juventus midfielder Andrea Pirlo.

Sure, we’ve stanned for young bucks like teenager Martin Odegaard, but you know what? Forget all that – who wants a pimply teen when you can have the suavest man alive?

Interreligious Match For Peace

Just look at this finely seasoned face – it’s like he’s saying, “Hey girl, Do you like opera? How about the bouquet of this fine chianti? Do you know I actually own a vineyard? Oh, and can I show you my decades of experience – on the pitch, of course?”

Italy Travels To Malta

He’s such a master that fans have dubbed him Mozart. And obviously no hands are allowed in soccer but that means he’s gotta have some manual dexterity too, right?

Pope Francis Meets Italy and Argentina Football Teams

And sure, he’s in his mid-30s and thus and not the youngest player. But his former teammate, Mauro Camoranesi, just told the press he can see Pirlo playing until age 53! Obviously, our man is a man of some stamina.

Italy Players Visit Barra de Tijuca

And hey, bonus! He’s recently single as of last year – but uh, that’s because he had a pesky affair and cheated on his wife with this lady.

Italy Team Returns to Italy

Ehhh nobody likes all that, but ooooh, at least he likes blondes?

Man Crush Monday: Lasting long with Andrea Pirlo

It’s time for another Man Crush Monday, and this week we’re looking at a particularly deliciously aged specimen: Juventus midfielder Andrea Pirlo.

Sure, we’ve stanned for young bucks like teenager Martin Odegaard, but you know what? Forget all that – who wants a pimply teen when you can have the suavest man alive?

Interreligious Match For Peace

Just look at this finely seasoned face – it’s like he’s saying, “Hey girl, Do you like opera? How about the bouquet of this fine chianti? Do you know I actually own a vineyard? Oh, and can I show you my decades of experience – on the pitch, of course?”

Italy Travels To Malta

He’s such a master that fans have dubbed him Mozart. And obviously no hands are allowed in soccer but that means he’s gotta have some manual dexterity too, right?

Pope Francis Meets Italy and Argentina Football Teams

And sure, he’s in his mid-30s and thus and not the youngest player. But his former teammate, Mauro Camoranesi, just told the press he can see Pirlo playing until age 53! Obviously, our man is a man of some stamina.

Italy Players Visit Barra de Tijuca

And hey, bonus! He’s recently single as of last year – but uh, that’s because he had a pesky affair and cheated on his wife with this lady.

Italy Team Returns to Italy

Ehhh nobody likes all that, but ooooh, at least he likes blondes?

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