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Mad Merch: Real soccer hipsters are embracing Chivas USA

You’re a soccer hipster. You’ve never seen a Premier League game, but you can name at least five players in the Bosnian second division. You’re considering rooting for Borussia Dortmund now that they suck again. But you’re having some troubles getting into the new MLS season because it’s just too damn popular.

We’ve got an easy solution for you.

Become a Chivas USA fan! Hang this poster next to your St. Pauli scarf in your room. Attend LAFC games in full Chivas USA gear and only refer to the new team as Zombie Chivas.

And, most importantly, find and buy a Chivafighter suit. Wear it to get groceries, to eat breakfast. Maybe don’t wear it to work though.

Also, unrelated, buy a soccer calendar.

Mad Merch: Real soccer hipsters are embracing Chivas USA

You’re a soccer hipster. You’ve never seen a Premier League game, but you can name at least five players in the Bosnian second division. You’re considering rooting for Borussia Dortmund now that they suck again. But you’re having some troubles getting into the new MLS season because it’s just too damn popular.

We’ve got an easy solution for you.

Become a Chivas USA fan! Hang this poster next to your St. Pauli scarf in your room. Attend LAFC games in full Chivas USA gear and only refer to the new team as Zombie Chivas.

And, most importantly, find and buy a Chivafighter suit. Wear it to get groceries, to eat breakfast. Maybe don’t wear it to work though.

Also, unrelated, buy a soccer calendar.

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