You’re a soccer hipster. You’ve never seen a Premier League game, but you can name at least five players in the Bosnian second division. You’re considering rooting for Borussia Dortmund now that they suck again. But you’re having some troubles getting into the new MLS season because it’s just too damn popular.
We’ve got an easy solution for you.
And, most importantly, find and buy a Chivafighter suit. Wear it to get groceries, to eat breakfast. Maybe don’t wear it to work though.
Also, unrelated, buy a soccer calendar.