Zlatan Ibrahimović is many things: god, goalscorer, husband, artist, hunter, father, fighter, Pep Guardiola-hater and Swede. He is also a giver, and Javier Pastore was the recipient of his most and tremendous recent gift.
Blessed are we, for Lord Zlatan has graced us with his presence. He gave a wondrous gift to Pastore and, in turn, to us. We are a lucky, unworthy people to have such a magnificent and benevolent god.