Baptiste Santamaria plays for Tours in Ligue 2, so his name was easily the coolest thing about him. Then he scored this goal.
Unfortunately, Tours lost this match to Sochaux, 2-1. But it wasn’t Santamaria’s fault, or even Tours’s fault. It is Ligue 2’s fault, a mess of a league with messy rules where amazing goals such as this do not count double.
That goal is worth two, so give it to Santamaria and Tours for a 2-2 draw, like any self-respecting league would do.