Man Crush Monday: Going steady with Joao Moutinho

It’s time for a deep exploration into this week’s Man Crush Monday, Monaco midfielder Joao Moutinho! How does one properly pronounce that without Portuguese-speaking flair? Eh, doesn’t matter when you’re screaming it.


Anyways, considering this pint-size package of scruffy swagger got his start in his teens, by now he’s a seasoned veteran who could definitely teach a few tricks.

Sure, he’s been called a “rotten apple” with poor sportsman’s conduct, but look at that little impish grin. Looks like someone knows he’s been a bad, bad boy!


Check out why he’s making us swoon this week — even if he isn’t really always that great at scoring.