Lionel Messi will apparently let pretty much anybody draw on his body. Whether you’re a novice tattoo artist with some wingdings clip art you want to ink somewhere or a toddler with a pen and little respect for coloring in the lines, sure, go right ahead. Just desecrate that flesh, no biggie.
That’s Messi’s son, Tiago. If any artistry trickled down through genetics, it isn’t in the form of painting.
The pen will eventually come off. The tattoos, well, I look forward to Messi’s upcoming appearance in Tattoo Nightmares.