It’s the holidays, which is your yearly reminder that family sucks. They’re painful to talk to, they tell bad jokes then stare at you until you laugh, and they give stupid presents.
Alex Bolaños finally had enough. The Barcelona midfielder (not that Barcelona) waited a full nine minutes in the Ecuadorian Primera A final second leg before hacking down his kid brother, Miller.
Just to rub it in, because family sucks, Miller went on to score two goals as Emelec won 4-1 on aggregate.
Anyway, my brother bought me socks for Christmas.