Franck Ribéry made his 100th deposit into the Bayern Munich German Domination Fund today. According reports, this goal made up a full 1% of that goal total. Shocking, if true.
With this centennial achievement, Ribéry will be able to claim anything he wants from the lost and found at Bayern Munich’s training facility. This is big for Franck. Gerd Müller left a Mercedes convertible in the parking lot back in 1979 after he lost the keys. He never came back to claim it once he left for the Ft. Lauderdale Strikers.
No word if the Frenchman plans on celebrating his feat with a tall glass of well-aged prostitution.