In a BBC Radio interview, Wright said “I wanted to be a stormtrooper in Star Wars but you have to be 5 foot, 11 inches and I was too short. Two of my friends got to do it.”
This man knows the meaning of true suffering. Imagine all the residual checks he’s going to miss out on. Even a few seconds of helmeted, silent screen time in a Star Wars flick has to be worth a few million dollars. This heightest injustice is worth of a social media campaign. George Lucas needs to be put in his place. We forgave him for Jar Jar Binks, but this is too far! How much is one family meant to endure?
I’m calling for a global boycott. Until Ian Wright is CGI’d into The Force Awakens, Episode XXVIII or whatever it is, J.J. Abrams will know what “the force” really means!
Who’s with me?!
Someone check on Shaun Wright-Phillips! Make sure he’s OK!