Andrea Pirlo is sexier than you in every regard, part 89

Andrea Pirlo is one of those rare people who can put on both of socks at the same time while brushing his beard with sharpened bear teeth. But when Pirlo isn’t relaxing, he scores goals in the 93rd minute like this one, against Torino, that allowed 10-man Juventus to escape earlier today with a 2-1 victory.

It was a perfect segue into Pirlo’s evening, which entailed Pirlo painting pictures of himself relaxing, as one does when one is Andrea Pirlo.

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