Premier League “stars” Willian, Oscar, Adel Taarabt, and Mathieu Flamini spent this past Wednesday at a Dolce & Gabbana Christmas Tree Party at Claridge’s hotel in London. It was a star-studded event attended by Willian, Oscar, Taarabt, Flamini, Dolce, Gabbana, Kylie Minogue, and several other people I have never, ever heard of in my life. The event, I believe, was to celebrate Dolce & Gabbana decorating a fabulous Christmas tree with what look to be colorful balls painted like flags from around the world, a Union Jack bow, a Romanian flag, and probably perfume and expensive Euro cheese. Exciting.
Like you, I primarily came for the pictures. And when I arrived (at the pictures), I quickly noticed that four of the stars — Willian, Oscar, Taarabt, and Flamini — were caught in a nightmare, as they were all wearing the exact same three-piece suit, albeit in different colors. What are the odds at a Dolce & Gabbana event?
And then it hit me: a Dolce & Gabbana XI, with a three-piece suit home kit. The only question I had left to answer was: pocket square or no? The benefit of the pocket square is that, during a game, you can pull it out and surrender by elegantly waving it around. You can also use it to to wipe up the blood from when Flamini inevitably stabs you with his elbow.
By all accounts, the party was a success. As a side note, there have been no reports of Flamini recklessly tackling the Christmas tree, but we are still making calls to confirm.