John Terry’s nine-year-old daughter made her Chelsea debut

John Terry and his daughter Summer are now co-workers. The Chelsea ankle breaker’s daughter has signed with the club’s U-9 team (fee and wages undisclosed). Scoring in her debut, a 12-2 victory, Summer’s already better than Fernando Torres. *rimshot*

It’s OK if you laughed a little at that 12-2 score. Sometimes … sometimes … it’s alright to laugh at children. In moderation.