Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his underwear line’s anniversary with a crotch cake

As @OptaJose points out, Cristiano Ronaldo has scored a La Liga-record 17 goals in 10 games. More importantly, though, here’s a picture of him eating a visual representation of his own crotch.

The Real Madrid star tucked into a bulging trunks-shaped cake on Sunday to celebrate the one-year anniversary of his CR7 underwear line. Either that or he’s auditioning for an X-rated Food Network show.

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