Phil Jagielka is the fastest player in the Premier League according to science

Albert Einstein. Marie Currie. Isaac Newton. Chuck Darwin. Nick Tesla. Steve Hawking. All of science throughout humanity has been building on each other’s shoulders to this point in history. This point, when science decided that Phil Jagielka is the fastest player in the Premier League.

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The Daily Mail, using EA Sports data, compiled a list of the top speeds hit during this year’s Premier League season. His top speed was about 22 miles per hour. (Note: this is just the one-time top speed, not an average or anything.)

But still. Not even Jags himself could believe it:

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