Spain's FA doesn't think Zinedine Zidane is qualified to coach soccer

The Spanish Football Federation wants to suspend Real Madrid assistant and global icon Zinedine Zidane for three months for coaching without a proper license, which makes makes total sense, as Zidane’s accomplishments are (not) limited to:

  • 1 Wold Cup title
  • 1 UEFA Champions League title
  • 2 Serie A titles
  • 1 La Liga title
  • 2 UEFA Super Cups
  • 2 UEFA Intertoto Cups
  • 2 Intercontinental Cups
  • 2 Supercopas de España
  • 1 Supercopa Italiana
  • Ballon d’Or
  • 3x FIFA World Player of the Year
  • 3x European Player of the Year
  • Ligue 1 Player of the Year
  • Serie A Player of the Year
  • 3x UEFA Team of the Year
  • UEFA Club Footballer of the Year
  • UEFA Club Midfielder of the Year
  • 2x FIFA World Cup All-Star Team
  • World Cup Final Man of the Match
  • World Soccer Awards Player of the Year
  • 2x FIFPro World XI All-Star Team
  • 2x French Player of the Year
  • FIFA 100 Greatest Living Footballers
  • World Soccer 100 Greatest Players of 20th Century
  • UEFA Best European Player of Past 50 Years
  • World Soccer Greatest XI All Time

But I get it it, he forgot to send in that €29.95 registration fee and missed that “webinar” on proper hydration last month. Do what you have to do, Spanish FA. Nobody wants to see one of our heroes back on the sidelines, anyway.

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