Bald eagles and soccer balls; This U.S. national team bus goes to 11

The US Men’s National Team has a fly new bus, one that runs on terrorists’ tears and the ashes of failed UN proclamations.

Also on board: A kick-ass sound system, with old house speakers bought from a dude down by the docks. And it only plays one song:*

If the GOP rides this sum’bitch through the battlegrounds before the midterm elections, the Republicans are taking back Congress!

* – I just listened to “Highway to Hell” in full for the first time ever. Did you know that song has full verses and everything?

 

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