Watch Jurgen Klopp talk about the one time he watched a porno

“Ever watched a porno?”

Typical sports interview fodder, then. Jurgen Klopp barely even blinks, though. Just a millisecond glance down at the floor, and then a calm, “Yeah.”

The flick Klopp fesses up to watching, at 15 or 16, is Josephine Mutzenbacher, which has a Wikipedia page, should you care to learn more. Two details stick out to him. The first is that it was set in a time when women wore “relatively wide skirts.” The second was that “it was in the countryside.”

It’s unclear if the movie was set in the countryside or if Klopp saw the movie while he was in the countryside. Either way, he doesn’t recall much of a plot, just that “it got right down to business.”

So now you know more about Klopp’s masturbatory history than you wanted to.

(Skip to 1:56. You might have to hit the closed caption button to see the English subtitles.)

First off, really, Jurgen? Just the one? Secondly, in case my mother is reading, I’ve never seen a pornographic video, based in the countryside or otherwise. Please don’t ask me about it on camera.

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