New kits let Real Madrid "Unleash the Dragon"

In news that has shaken up the worlds of soccer, fashion and barber shops, legendary club Real Madrid has unveiled a new line of alternate kits inspired by some of the top acts in 1990s R&B​.

The first of the series is this intimidating and stylish black dragon number done with “Thong Song” crooner, Sisqó in mind:

Sure to fly off the shelves – particularly among the world’s hardcore/ultra set – the new kit says “I’m really big into online gaming” or “get at me for this weekend’s leather party,” both essential to the club’s overall philosophy and presentation.

And just in case you’ve forgotten the greatness of the man who gave us “Unleash the Dragon” …