Mad Merch: Paris Saint-Germain wants to sell you some chips

Are you like most humans in that you need sustenance to stay alive? Is the only reason you’re here today because you stick foodstuffs in your mouth-hole nearly every day? Do you wish Paris Saint-Germain would put processed foodstuff in a hermetically sealed bag and sell it to you?

Then today is your lucky day, my friend. Because PSG recently launched a new line of chips and other savory snacks. Joe Kinnear will be delighted to see Yohan Cabaye front and center on the kebab flavored one.

Remember: Food. You stick it in your mouth and chew and swallow and it keeps you alive for another couple hours at a time. So eat a food today.