Are you like most humans in that you need sustenance to stay alive? Is the only reason you’re here today because you stick foodstuffs in your mouth-hole nearly every day? Do you wish Paris Saint-Germain would put processed foodstuff in a hermetically sealed bag and sell it to you?
Then today is your lucky day, my friend. Because PSG recently launched a new line of chips and other savory snacks. Joe Kinnear will be delighted to see Yohan Cabaye front and center on the kebab flavored one.
Remember: Food. You stick it in your mouth and chew and swallow and it keeps you alive for another couple hours at a time. So eat a food today.