Diego Poyet is the son of Sunderland manager Gus Poyet. Three years ago, back when he was 16, Diego insulted Andy Carroll and Stewart Downing on Twitter. Here’s an example:
Or, about Stewart Downing:
Then, naturally, because the Soccer Gods are mischievous like that, Diego Poyet signed for West Ham United, and is now a teammate of both Carroll and Downing. One of the first things Poyet tweeted upon joining was:
Carroll, for his part, tweeted this:
And that, kids, is why teenagers shouldn’t be allowed to Tweet.