Mad Merch: You should buy this crappy alarm clock so you don't sleep through the Soccer Gods

You’re a busy person. Your days are crammed full, between work, a fraying relationship, and watching football every weekend. Hell, you nearly slept through the Soccer Gods today. How can you avert potential disasters like that? Easy, my friend. What you need in your life is an alarm clock. Buy this old school one from AC Milan and you’ll never miss another soccer gods episode in your life. It will essentially make you a time lord.

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