On Aug. 7, Landon Donovan announced that he will retire from professional soccer at the end of the current MLS season. On Aug. 5, Landon Donovan sat down with Soccer Gods host Nando Vila. Ahead of the MLS All-Star game in Portland, they discussed how any joker can talk about soccer on TV, drinking before games, and Brazilian waxes. Anything except retirement, it seems. Watch Donovan steadfastly refuse to mention it in the interview.