Oh, Cristiano! The Music Video

Following the downhome ditty they created for the Official Unofficial U.S. World Cup Song, the Soccer Gods go decidedly club-rat in their newest music video, a love letter to Cristiano Ronaldo in which they tempt the Portuguese playboy to risk everything and come out from behind the velvet rope that separates the Cristiano of their dreams from the one they can touch, smell, and share a meaningless laugh with, as in, haha, OMG, Cristiano, I had no idea silk sheets could be SO soft!?

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