The Morning Feed, 11/22: Car Crashes, Closed Banks, and Concussions

What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here’s a link dump to go with that cup o’ joe:

  1. This might become the world’s first subterranean park and it’s all kinds of fantastic. Urban rejuvenation for the win!
  2. Only in Florida: woman who caused fatal accident’s final tweet was 2 drunk 2 care.
  3. A single car crash caused a traffic jam because fireworks.
  4. Got a stolen Picasso lying around your house? This is how you sell it.
  5. No offense, but if not fiction, then what exactly is the Bible? Self-help?
  6. Based on this dude’s mugshot, he looks exactly the kind of person who would try to rob a bank after it closed.
  7. Hot Cheetos and Takis? More like Hot Cheetos and gastritis!
  8. Way to be, Texas. Way to be.
  9. Robocop IRL.
  10. The WWE is taking concussions more seriously than the NFL.