Behold the order of digital mysteries! If you are *searching* (pun intended) for a new faith, you may want to consider the Church of Google.
Though more a philosophy than a concrete church, the Church of Google– a website proclaiming Google as the closest thing to God that science can prove, makes some excellent logical points.
Google is all knowing and omnipresent. Google does not create the porn, it simply allows you to search for it. Plus, forgiveness is as easy as clearing your browser history.
Though one of the Google commandments compels you not to misspell, I like to think the Google God (who is female btw) can forgive and point us in the right direction.
And remember if you Google God, you’re actually using God to search for God. Mind crush.